an asshole with an iphone

t0nightweride:

the sexual frustration always kicks in when its time to sleep :///

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Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

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bspears-news:

Katy Perry accepts Britney’s challenge.

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

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thepoeticandtheprosaic:

Interesting fact:

The BBC series Doctor Who ended in 2010. It was replaced by a show called Doctor Who Cares Now That Steven Moffat’s in Charge. The title of the latter show is often shortened for the sake of brevity. This has caused much confusion amongst viewers with many believing that the two series are one and the same.

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arcticwankies:

relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer

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micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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